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A Natural Cure Treatment for Hemorrhoids or HaemorrhoidsHow I cured Hemorrhoids, the natural way. I prepared this page because I once suffered hemorrhoids and could not find any helpful information on the internet explaining how to deal with it. If you are short of time you can zip down to my quick synopsis below. I’m a sporty guy and only 37, so I thought it a bit strange for me to have developed haemorrhoids at all. But then it occurred to me that it could be due to the fact
that, after a long break, I started riding a bicycle again. I was borrowing a
cheap bike with a very hard seat, and after riding 30 km or more for many days
near to each other, I noticed tons of blood mingling in my stool. So many days
in fact that I was seriously thinking of going to the hospital, which I almost
never do (I prefer to research my problem and find natural solutions to any
ailment I may be suffering - refer to my general health link at the top).Anyway, after much research and experimentation, I managed to find a natural solution to the hemorrhoids. Therefore, feel free to embark on this journey with me. As everything I do in life, I prefer to lace it with a sense of humour (almost necessary in hard times like these). However, this could foreseeably lead to rather graphic and gruesome descriptions, so I hope you enjoy, or can stomach it.. After noticing a deeply red toilet bowl for more than a week, a pain started developing and I eventually realised I had what I thought I would never have: Haemorrhoids. True, my Translation Agency job requires that I sit in front of the computer more than eight hours a day, most of the time of which I am sprawled out on the couch or in some other comfortable position, but I never thought this would happen to me. Here is how one can get hemorrhoids:
After sitting on your butt for an excessively long period (it is even worse
apparently if you sit on hard and cold surfaces, or the "piping" gets pinched on
a hard bicycle seat),
1) the standard western medicine
approach: a large cone shaped 2) the old wives tale approach
(which worked for me). START SOAKING THAT CAULIFLOWER BABY! The reason this works is because it causes the flesh in the burning inferno
compression chamber to compress and become smaller, allowing the blood to flow
through it easier and hence help the healing process. I usually soak it for
about 25 minutes. I think the best time to do this is sometime shortly before
noon, by which time you should have fully released your previous day’s meal.
Otherwise, the compressed nature of your inner tubes might compress against any
remaining processed food, aggravating your hemorrhoids
In public facilities I obviously keep my shoes on but, out of courtesy, I lift the toilet seat. Much more hygienic than sitting in the normal position anyway. A comfortable enough position but even more comfortable what concerns the effortless and smooth release. The oak bark approach seems to work the best of all approaches I've tried,
At night you should lie on your stomach. If after all your
If you are having constipation problems and can't get rid of your stool so well (holding onto handlebars and squeezing until your eyes almost pop out is not good because you are only increasing pressure in the area), you can try an intestinal flush with sea or ocean water (explained in detail on my fasting page. For serious tips how NOT to perform this flush, read about my super diarrhea and hemorrhoids). Between one and three pints can do the trick well. If you are not near the ocean, make your own water solution but make sure to use sea salt and not regular iodized table salt, otherwise it wont work. Bring to taste like the ocean. That shoots right through your system and will nicely clean out your guts. Try to drink within a span of 5 minutes and then hang around the toilet for about half an hour or more, because you might not get much warning. You can lie on your back and move your legs a bit in the air to help get the concoction through your system.
During your period of
hemorrhoid
pain, there are certain things you might want to avoid. One of my friends’ doctor
Speaking of spreading your butt cheeks, it is generally good to keep the area cool, so if you don’t mind sitting naked on the rubber dingy while at work… Also, after you’ve relieved yourself, you may find that you have inadvertently
pushed out the inner lining of your swollen intestines, hence producing the
unwanted cauliflower. Such a situation could prove painful when, for example,
you walk for a longer period of time afterwards, while your poor little cauliflower is sandwiched between your
moving butt cheeks. For this I found it a good idea to pull my protruding intestine
back where it belongs. After you finish your big duty, you can achieve this by
spreading your butt cheeks with your hands while in a semi squat standing
position, move your hips from side to side, or up and down, and contract your pooppush muscles to pull that baby back in there. a while after releasing all your stool and emptying your pipes, sit in your little tub of warm to hot oak bark mixture. It should be a fresh batch every time and freshly heated, but not boiled or overheated. Sit in that for the full 25 minutes if possible. Get up and let your bum drip dry a bit (the mixture apparently makes a stain which may be quite difficult to remove), run to the shower, shower off, blast your butt hole with freezing cold water for as long as you can endure, perhaps do squats at the same time, but make veeeeery sure none of your friends catch you on film. To help you in your quest, I have compiled some useful links for this purpose.
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if you do a lot of sitting, you can sit on a little, inflatable rubber dingy, or try to stand. But remember, if it is protruding and inflamed, a lot of walking or jogging will also aggravate it – just think of that poor little hanging cauliflower being constantly squished and jostled from side to side by your massive butt cheeks.
and now for the potential piece de resistance, I recently met someone who has found a natural cure remedy treatment for cancer, all sorts of skin diseases and overall cure-all. Many people from around the world come to him to get healed, and it WORKS!! He suggested his oil for my sensitive cauliflower and I find it works, in case you are having difficulty finding an oak tree. Otherwise, many of the comments submitted by contributors at the bottom of this page are also good.
Now that you've taken emergency measures and reduced the swelling to something
more manageable, you want to be kind to your intestines so that they can heal
over the long term:
eat anti-inflammatory foods and avoid inflammatory ones. You can run a simple
search on google for these terms and you will find many websites. As an example,
eggplant can be inflammatory while
cayenne pepper is anti-inflammatory. If
you’re a spicy food lover like myself, this is good news. But I did find that
one of the most aggravating inflammatants is hot GREEN peppers. Therefore, lean
towards the red chillies, or better yet, cayenne pepper. It is also recommended
to take this after a small heart attack, to help unclog the arteries. Drinking
lots of water also helps soften up the stool, and don't stuff yourself so much.
The less you have to go, the less you will aggravate it. Eat smaller portions
and chew it to a pulp. If it goes down like mush, it will come out the same way.
Avoid processed foods and learn to eat healthy!
stay away from meats, in particular beef and pork, and move towards fibrous
foods [ and vegetables, to help loosen up your stool. Try out my delicious,
intestinal healing recipe. You don't want to produce a lot of pressure with
your abdomen by trying to give birth to rockets.
you can also try a
bowel cleanse to help clean out the intestines of years
of built-up, hard-caked poop from eating too much meat.
learn to
squat while sitting on the toilet. The body isn't made to release
stool properly in the normal, toilet sitting position. When squatting and if
eating more fibrous foods, passage will be a lot easier and less strainful.
after you release yourself, do not wipe aggressively. Be very gentle and do
not aggravate the area. Some people like to use baby wipes, or a soft sponge
which they can then rinse of in the sink. I like to finish my wipe by standing,
so that the protrusion can more quickly "crawl back in", or try the movements I
explained above.
By these simple, common sense measures, I managed to fully heal myself, although
it took years of experimentation. The hot green peppers are the worst!
Below you will find good tips from others and some more detailed information I've accumulated over the years.
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Triphala, an herbal mixture from the ayurvedic tradition, is another excellent bowel regulator. You can buy it in capsules in health food stores. Follow the dosage on the label.
Ground flax, not whole flax seeds, to help with flushing/cleansing process.
Dietary supplements can help treat and prevent many complications of hemorrhoids, and natural botanicals such as Butchers Broom, Horse-chestnut, Hem-eez and bioflavonoids can be an effective addition to hemorrhoid treatment.
Butcher's Broom extract, or Ruscus aculeatus, contains ruscogenins that have anti-inflammatory and vasoconstrictor effects that help tighten and strengthen veins. Butcher's Broom has traditionally been used to treat venous problems including hemorrhoids and varicose veins.
Horse-chestnut extract, or Aesculus hippocastanum, contains a saponin known as aescin, that has anti-inflammatory, anti-edema, and venotonic actions. Aescin improves tone in vein walls, thereby strengthening the support structure of the vein. Double blind studies have shown that supplementation with horse-chestnut helps relieve the pain and swelling associated with chronic venous insufficiency.
shit whenever feel, don’t strain (push belly in)
Decrease or eliminate other foods that cause constipation, including animal protein, processed and refined foods, sugar, ice cream, fried foods, cheeses, peanuts, junk foods and salt.
Hemorrhoids is a difficult word to spell and its even different between British and US English. Here is a list of the most common ways people refer to this ailment: hemorrhoids, hemorroids, hemorrhoid, hemmorhoids, hemmroids, piles, anal fissure, hemoroids, hemorrhoid treatment, hemorrhoid surgery, anal fissures, hemorhoids, hemorroid, haemorrhoids, hemorrhoids causes, hemorrhoids cure, hemoroid, External hemorrhoids, Internal hemorrhoids, piles hemorrhoid, hemoroid treatments
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Got any witchbrew recipes, crazy experiences or anything else you'd like to share?
i am quite young (30) and i\'ve realize two weeks ago that i\'ve got hemos. at first i tought it was just some but hitching...then i realize it was a bit more serious...
i got really freaked out when i realized what it was because it was not very nice looking...and because i had read that it that was an old but sickness.
anyway..after not noticing for 2 weeks or more.. i realized.. and started to read about it...i got myself some cream.. and cut on all bad food...started to eat lots of fibers and veggies and fruits..and planning on continuing. now it seems to go better...to heal... and i am wondering if it\'s likely to come back if i start eating meat again and if i forget to eat veggies for a day or two.
what do you think?
when also do you think is reasonable to stop the cream and stuff?
can that stuff come back if i stop applying the cream? (stupid question but still a question)
i know you\'re not a doctor but you sound..experienced.
i also have a question that you might be able to answer... i heard that periods and hemos can be related? how is that happening?
thanks for your help and for your page.
another butt
I guess you're talking about hemeroids? Yah it can come back maybe. It seems to me that the intestines get weak and inflated or something. Just analyse what causes it and try to avoid that. I find this detralex thing works real good cause it tightens it up in there. Once it gets loose and inflated, it has no where to expand, then the crap has a hard time getting out, and it causes more pressure. Veggies are easier to get out. So just keep your attention on it. Sometimes for months there's no problem. So just keep focusing on it, and when it does come back, you got your knowledge how to deal with it. Its not the end of the world, but it can get painful when it starts inflating too much, so its good to keep all your tools etc. handy.k
You explained how to create the concoction, but I did not see an explanation on how to actually soak it. Just sit on a pot of the stuff? It seems awkward.
Yup, totally weird. When a female friend came over to watch flicks with me I'd wrap a blanket around me. I used a very shallow pail which I used to use for kitty litter (and later for big salads at parties - but don't tell anyone) and tilted it at an angle for maximum soaking and minimum juice requirement, to make the potion more potent and waste less of the oak bark.
and, what is wrong with Preperation H? Doesn’t that work too? I don’t see any side effects of using the ointment.
maybe I'm just anal but I cant stand the thought of sticking some plastic tube up my butt and injecting some cream. I was asking people around, was suggested this (in Czech it's easy to get various oak bark ointments and raw bark for this purpose) and seemed to work well. I also prefer natural alternatives, if possible. Never tried H.
Well, my Dad told me it works well for him, and my wife had to use it when she got hemorrhoids when she was pregnant and it worked. I am trying it right now. I don’t insert it, I just put the cream on the outside, as I have external ones. I have had some bleeding too. Fun. Do you have left over scarring, piles, etc? My dad said he still has them and they come and go, but both my brother and Dad told me they have piles that never went away. I am experiencing hemmorhoids for the first time, and I am 36. I really laughed at your story about the fasting and the spicy soup, etc. Man, that was hilarious. BUT, I am sure glad you gave me the warning. LOL
I don't think I have any permanent scarring (didn't ask a doctor to look inside) but it does come and go. The detralex seems to help the internals a lot.
Glad ya had a good laugh. Need to approach stuff like this with a sense of humour. :)
but you didn’t end up with those flaps of skin on your butthole? That is what I hear about from my Dad and brother. LOL
Horrible conversation, I know. I only get the hangers sometimes after I release, but if I use the oakbark cream after and perhaps the Detralex the day before it seems to shrink enough and disappear. I think the protrusion is because there's swelling inside and the inflammation has nowhere else to expand. If you're just starting now I think soaking seriously in oak bark could compress the intestines enough that it could heal well, before any permanent damage can be caused. I was told that intestines generally take a long time to fully heal and get strong again.
I recently got a bad case of the roids... I\'ve been looking for Oak Bark and all I found was White Oak Bark in pill form... I opened the pills and put it in the pot and followed your directions... Is that ok? I am in severe pain... please help
I don't know but try it and let me know. Or go to the forest and take off scrapings without hurting the tree. That worked the strongest for me. You need to get the swelling down asap so that it can start to heal. Ice, cold shower, the oakbark, and once it settles down try to figure out what is causing it. I recently had problems again and deduced that it must be the hot green peppers I was gorging on. I did another spell of research and started chewing my food more, drinking more water, and now I'm okay again. Once it gets inflamed its a sensitve organ and healing takes time. I'll upgrade my site with more info I found but I suggest you do a lot of reading on the internet and gauge yourself. Good luck!
Well, I\'m 18 and I think I have one. Well I know I do. I\'m only used Preporation H. I don\'t really know what to do. I work as a waitress at a bar. My outfit is very constricting and I\'m on my feet for 8 hours. (I got sent home early Yesterday because I was soo uncomfortable.) I really need to figure out what to do. I know sitting is bad, but I\'m more comfortable sitting then I am standing. Please give me some insite. Thank you for your time.
Hi Maria, sounds like your problem isn't because of sitting so much, but rather what you eat and how you release. Did you read my website? I would suggest you try squatting and softening up your stool by eating less beef and pork and more fibre and veggies, and chew your food well down to a pulp and drink lots of water. So it can heal try the oak bark but don't hurt the tree, cold shower thing etc. to reduce the swelling, so it can heal. A lot of walking is a problem when there is a cauliflower protrusion cause it gets constantly squished and aggravated. Good luck!
It was really good to read and learn all about your experience, especially as I have suffered with them for 5 months now...and it\'s driving me crackers! Been taking Horse Chestnut and Butchers broom herbals for 2 months as well as Rutein, garlic and pro biotic capsules. I have 2 sitz baths daily with Tidmans Bath Sea Salts and 20 drops of Lavender oil and soak for 20 mins. I then douse a tissue in distilled Witch Hazel and wrap it around a plastic ice cube, from the fridge, and put in \"the place\" for 15 mins. All this seemed to be easing my burning discomfort until I was examined by a consultant 2 wks ago and now I feel I\'m back to square 1!! So, I've read your brilliant report and advice and will go forth to purchase the products that you claim should help. I\'m so so hoping I have good news soon. Many thanks. Love the wit to your report.
That's quite the witch's brew concoction you've tried and I'm curious to hear how mine works out for you!
Hello, thank you for making this available.
One week ago I had been at a dinner table where I developed some gas during a conversation. I politely held that in and at a certain point excused myself and went to the bathroom. Once inside I felt the gas became, somehow trapped inside and stupidly forced it out. As soon as it came out, I felt something else did as well and right away checked to see if in fact I\'d \"sharted\". I did not but something was off and I didn\'t know what. Two days went by of not being able to move properly. After some research, I figured I had more than likely caused piles on to myself.
I am an athlete and this condition was unacceptable to me, as I\'ve never, ever suffered from hemorrhoids before. I searched for some non-medicinal solutions and came across some article that -and here comes stupid mistake #2 - I barely read and thought it would be smart to apply oregano oil to my rectum, including the inside... I cannot tell you how much the burning sensation overwhelmed me. So much so, that I had to lay down and fell asleep for several hours. When I awoke, I found myself in the same position and a scorched butt.
Please recommend something I can do that is smarter than what I did...Something that I can eat or place inside that will heal and cool it down.
Thanks for taking
the time.
Oh, I am male, in very good condition, 48 years old. I eat very well, drink plenty of water and keep a relatively healthy lifestyle. Thanks again, gary
if you haven't taken a crap for a couple of days you should practically run to the emergency ward at the hospital. Perhaps wolf down a handful of IBPropin or aspirin to reduce internal inflammation, and eat a day's worth of leafy salad with ground flax seeds and fruits and other fibers to totally loosen up your stool. Very unhealthy. Otherwise read my site in full for other suggestions. I've got other tips I've picked up and want to add to it but have to finish some big work project first Good luck, Karel
Karel, Thank you so much for getting back to me.
I have no problem going to the bathroom. I've been doing so since the onset of this situation and even two or three times per day. The only problem I have is this burning sensation and the pain that I get when using my sphincter muscle. As I said, it has been a week since this first began. I believe that, had I not rubbed in the Oregano oil I would have been healed for the most part. I have indeed exacerbated my problem by doing this ridiculous thing... In the days following the oil, I had much difficulty in moving around and whenever I had to engage the sphincter muscle I would se stars! Getting up from bed or a chair for example, took quite a bit of time. I was wondering if drinking aloe vera juice would be helpful. I thought of actually putting some inside my rectum but was afraid to anything else that maybe stupid... I have been taking Ibuprofen at intervals during the day as well as eating very good fibrous foods, water and probiotics. thanks again, gary
Hey, I Love Your Sense Of Humor, Your Right Sometimes That Is What You Need At Times Like This. But I Was Wondering, What KIND Of Concoctions And Does The Oak Bark Need To Be Dissolved Or Can It Still Be In Pieces? Let Me Know ASAP, Thanks!
Just make it like tea. Crumble it in your hand, let it seep for about half an hour until it become cool enough to dip in, but as hot as you can handle. Soak for as long as you can tolerate. Also, very important what you eat, to avoid constipation and inflammation. I'll update the site when I find the time. Good luck!
Thank You So Much! And I Like How You Responded Right Away! Is Your Hemmorrhoid Completely Gone Or Does It Still Come Back Every Couple Months If You Dont Watch What You Eat?
its a never ending problem unfortunately. Intestines are a maze and takes time to heal. I rode a bike on a hard seat and I guess we're all getting older...
The Thing Is I'm Only 15 And Like You, I've Done A lot Of Research On It, And Hemmorrhoids Mainly Come In People 50 And Older (And Pregnant Mothers And Obese People) But I'm Not None Of That, Completely Normal Just Not Enough Fiber And Exercise But I Found That Hemmorrhoids Can Come At Any Age (Not That I Needed The Internet To Tell Me That) But They Have Been Better Lately Because I've Been Eating Healthier And Going To The Gym, But I'm Just Hoping That This Will Help Me Even More.
I\'ve found the amount of salt intake can bring about difficult dry BM\'s, bleeding, and extended pain after BM\'s. Eggs also harden stools...cutting out eggs from my diet was a major factor in bringing about soft stools. I haven\'t found tomatoes to a primary factor...I can eat a tomato in a salad with no noticeable effect. I\'ve had good results in weight loss and smaller stool volume by cutting out bread and grains from my diet...most breads contain salt and eggs. Soy yogurt and pre-digested soy protein seem to help bring about soft stools. Overdosing on delicious soy butter isn\'t a good idea...blood and hard stools...salt in the butter. No rice because it causes stool clumping. My diet has changed ALOT! Fruits (especially blueberries), cooked veggies, spinach and lettuce, lots of avacados, salmon (its easy to pass...but no other meat), soy yogurt, hemp butter, hemp oil, olive oil, fish oil, water, hemp milk, purple juice, yams. Did I mention no salt?
Cool, thanks, and I'll post it! Karel
Stay away from Salt!!!! That is, for me, the bottom line. Salt is what kills us with heart attacks and stroke (high blood pressure). Hemorrhoids are veins that are inflamed. It reeks havoc on the walls of our blood vessels and veins and causes inflammation. So, processed meat, cheese, bacon, bags of chips, can goods unless they specify no or low salt and even overdoing baked goods (baking soda is big time sodium and baking powder is also high in sodium), etc. When I figured that out I cured myself. And if you do slip and have to much sodium take an aspirin to thin out the blood. I cured my husband as well. As far as the cream and soaking goes, it only takes care of the short term symptom. Diet is the key. Carol
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